I remember Reece Witherspoon being praised for her “just like the rest of us” down home charm.

But if that’s true, then I wonder if she ever thought she’d sneak one fun sized Snickers as a teensy little treat and then suddenly found herself surrounded by a moat of candy wrappers.

Then I wonder if she realized she barely had anything left for the Trick or Treaters so she’s forced to do the Halloween Candy Walk of Shame and make a quick stop to Walgreens right before the kids show up.

Because if that’s never happened to Reece, then frankly – she’s not “just like me” – so let’s cut the crap.