Trying to explain slow WIFI to her toddler.
 
Eyeing a friend suspiciously who she suspects unfollowed her on Facebook.
 
Unfollow her aunt for posting too many inspirational memes.
 
Having to retake at least 375 selfies with her girlfriend until “they both look hot enough to post.”
 
Keeping track of 439 passwords.
 
Discovering a $947 charge on her credit card for “Kimoji’s”
 
More afraid of CPS than actual child abductions.
 
Hurt feelings because only a few people “liked” a picture of her bunt cake.
 
New parenting studies released every 5 minutes that find a significant correlation she’s ruined your child.
 
Joy of Cooking didn’t make her wade through 45 pictures and 10,000 characters just to get a damn recipe.