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    • The worst anniversary of Poppy’s life.

      I’m not sure how long I’ll be derided by a 4 year old, but this can’t continue on. Now she’s trying to shake down grandma. “Can I call Nani on your phone?” she asked me, with her little doe eyes....

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    The worst anniversary of Poppy’s life.

    I’m not sure how long I’ll be derided by a 4 year old, but this...Read More
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    White Thighs and Red Hair

    What I remember the most, unfortunately, were my thighs. As I was poised in stirrups,...Read More
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    The wrong pipe.

    The fault lies at the feet of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit gum. I’ve been living in...Read More
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    The little hand keeps spinning

    It’s 5:45 AM and Poppy is quietly standing by my bedside. She stares at me,...Read More
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    You’ll scare the other patients.

    Mom let the freak flag fly the day I was born. All natural, no meds,...Read More
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    Lost and found

    The front door was wide open when I pulled into the driveway. That bothered me...Read More