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White Thighs and Red Hair
What I remember the most, unfortunately, were my thighs. As I was poised in stirrups,...Read More
The wrong pipe.
The fault lies at the feet of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit gum. I’ve been living in...Read More
The little hand keeps spinning
It’s 5:45 AM and Poppy is quietly standing by my bedside. She stares at me,...Read More
You’ll scare the other patients.
Mom let the freak flag fly the day I was born. All natural, no meds,...Read More
Lost and found
The front door was wide open when I pulled into the driveway. That bothered me...Read More
A lit up room.
My dad lifted me on to the kitchen island, walked all the way to the...Read More
