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I've written a little something for you.

Have we met yet? Little 'bout myself: I'm a humor writer. Several of my personal essays have gone viral - maybe you're here because of one. Lemmie guess, the fart story? If you haven't already, hit me up and say hi!

Right now I'm my closet writing a book for Harper Collins/Nelson Books to be released in 2021.

I think life is better laughed at. Then I write about it.

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A lit up room.

My dad lifted me on to the kitchen island, walked all the way to the...Read More

Things you might have overheard …

I don’t know how I ended up on the floor, with my back nearly out...Read More

When the Idyllic House on the Hill Was Gone

When I was little, due to a series of very unfortunate series of events mostly...Read More

Fine! Come and get your love! (Cuz y’all are gonna need it)

Moments before Rob caught this pic with Bruno, I was trying to read a book...Read More

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes.

My girls have been competing over my attention and affection lately. Like at dinner, I...Read More

In retrospect, I might have a hard time letting things go.

TALK WITH TODDLERS AT YOUR OWN RISK ME: Poppy, how come you don’t like Jumping...Read More


Pursuing joy in yesterday's makeup with Anna Lind Thomas



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