well, hello.
I've written a little something for you.
Have we met yet? Little 'bout myself: I'm a humor writer. Several of my personal essays have gone viral - maybe you're here because of one. Lemmie guess, the fart story? If you haven't already, hit me up and say hi!
Right now I'm in my closet writing a book for Harper Collins/Nelson Books to be released in 2021.
I think life is better laughed at. Then I write about it.
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Lost and Found
The front door was wide open when I pulled into the driveway. That bothered me...Read More
A lit up room.
My dad lifted me on to the kitchen island, walked all the way to the...Read More
Things you might have overheard …
I don’t know how I ended up on the floor, with my back nearly out...Read More
When the Idyllic House on the Hill Was Gone
When I was little, due to a series of very unfortunate series of events mostly...Read More
Fine! Come and get your love! (Cuz y’all are gonna need it)
Moments before Rob caught this pic with Bruno, I was trying to read a book...Read More
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes.
My girls have been competing over my attention and affection lately. Like at dinner, I...Read More
