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Have we met yet? I'm a writer, humorist, etc. Several of my personal essays have gone viral (fart story anyone?). Hit me up and say hi!

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  • The wrong pipe.

    The fault lies at the feet of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit gum. I’ve been living in a fool’s paradise. My entire life, I assumed, my breath was fairly benign. Thanks to face masks, I now know my breath resembles a hot...

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The wrong pipe.

The fault lies at the feet of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit gum. I’ve been living in...Read More
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The little hand keeps spinning

It’s 5:45 AM and Poppy is quietly standing by my bedside. She stares at me,...Read More
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You’ll scare the other patients.

Mom let the freak flag fly the day I was born. All natural, no meds,...Read More
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Lost and found

The front door was wide open when I pulled into the driveway. That bothered me...Read More
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A lit up room.

My dad lifted me on to the kitchen island, walked all the way to the...Read More
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Things you might have overheard …

I don’t know how I ended up on the floor, with my back nearly out...Read More